I secretly love computers. I know, it’s my job to be good at computer stuff, so it’s obvious that I at least like them. What I mean is that we’re expected to be so professional about it more or less all the time. “This framework offers us a lot of flexibility,” or, “Let’s see if we can get these page latencies down.” What I love to do is step back and say, “Let’s fucking dazzle them.” Admittedly, sometimes I dazzle them with lower page latencies.